Let's post at the most random times possible!

Tres WOULD decide to show up at roughly 9:00, right as I'm busy playing TD games.

Beat Sonic Generations yesterday n stuff.
Took me long enough, since I set it down after almost beating it.

TOASTER.

IT'S A TOASTER!
High five to anybody who gets the reference.

Nupe. :< What's it from?

Scrooged.

I still is here! 8D
sorry for being away for so long. ;;
will try to come back more. o:

*thick authentic Scottish accent*
Aye, sir. if I do say so myself, the engines are purring like a kitten, sir.
*Klingon torpedoes hit the NCC 9001. No bloody A, B, C, or D, either. Just NCC 9001, alternatively known as the USS SFCF*
Oh-
*the dilithium crystals explode ten feet away from me, censoring whatever it is that I just said*
*normal southern accent*
Well, ain't this just Jim-
*more explosions prove to be effective at censorship*
-ing dandy...
*A Borg Cube drops out of transwarp*
*back to thick Scottish accent*
... If anybody needs me, I'll be busy getting so bloody drunk that those Borg
*a torpedo explodes about twenty feet to my rear*
won't want me.
*turns around*
HEY! WOULD YOU-
*dodges a blast, causing an explosion that drowns out most most of my rant, which would make even the most seasoned of sailors go to their moms crying*
YA HEAR ME? KEEP EET THE-
*another phaser barely misses my head*
ALRIGHT, YOU ASKED FOR EET!
*whips out a small handgun*
YA LEAVE ME WITH NO CHOICE TO USE THIS!
*pulls the trigger, resulting in a huge plasma reaction that destroys both enemies' ships*
Anyway, sir, as I was saying, I've got an hour of power, at the most. The dilithium crystals are scattered everywhere, and, worst of all, the galley is out of ale. If that Bird-of-Prey doesn't kill us, the Borg will assimilate us. Unless we activate the auto-self-destruct, in which case we all die, but we at least we'll take 'em with us. Plus, we all get shiny medals awarded to our next-of-kin.

Oh hello.

Oh, hey. How's it going?

Got a new email account yesterday, and I am in complete control over this one. If you wish to, you can send a message my way over it.

GUITAR SOLO!!

I just made a demotivational poster.
Go ahead, people, see if you can top that. Make an account over there if you don't yet have one, then post a link to your creation here

I'll be done school in two days. (Yeah, it ends late up here) FINALLY!! I've been waiting for summer.

And I lol'd at the demotovational poster. xD

Naturally, with me being a newbie to VD, it didn't even make it to the voting page. Oh, well. Eventually, I shall claim my rightful place on the front page, one way or another.

ASIAN ZEBRA!!

(I had to write a book for French class so I made one about this purple striped Asian zebra that could juggle named Asian. But his name is pronounced ah-zee-an since it sounds French and so I could pull it off without getting caught. ASIAN ZEBRA WILL RULE.)

And yes, I'm Asian. So I'm not trying to offend. Not Eastern Asian, but from the continent. So meh.

What?

^ Asian Zebra just won the thread.

Epic birthday was epic. :3 Doesn't feel like one though. Just feels like a fun day .__. Meh

Hey, where's Perry?

I don't quite know...

Watch out! A giant jar of Nutella is flying right at you!

I miss you guys so much!