Random Motel

Welcome to the Random Motel! One of the of the random motels in the world! Here you may post anything random that comes to your imagination! The Random Motel is now open!

*Looks up at the motel* Hm, random huh? Lets see. *Heads on over to the entrance and gets pie thrown in his face*

......

I did NOT throw that I swear...*has 20 more pies behind him*

Stranger: Here let me help you with that good sir! *Dumps a car on Lime* Oops, did I ruin the pies for you?

*Wipes his face clean with napkins* Bleh that was... *Gets hit in the head with a tennis ball* Ow! The heck?!

MY PIES NOW I MUST GO MAKE MOAR *slices the strangers head off before walking into his room*

Jeez this place is too strange. *Walks inside and looks around* Moriah should meet me here soon. Where the heck is everybody el.... *Steps on a button and gets KOed by a punching spring*

Lololol you fell for my trap suckerrrrr

*Gets up* That's what you think. *Pushes a button sending Lime down to the basement though the floor where 1000 Robotniks stand around him*

Robotniks: *Scream at Lime* PINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Wait I can just teleport away....*does so*

(Easy with the long nos. Had to delete most of it.)


*Opens a door*

Robotnik: SnoPING AS usualy I see.

Definite no. *Shuts the door and jogs through the hall way*

Should I walk in? Probabl- *Steps on a spring sucker punch and falls backwards*

*Looks from left to right* I don't know. Which door should I... gah! *Gets crushed by Big*

Big: You're not Froggy.

*Sits up and rubs nose* Ugh... *Sees blood* This place is crazy already. *Stands up slowly and gets pie thrown on the back of her head*

*Crawls out and gets stepped on by a mob of people* Ugh...

*Shakes head and runs inside* Hmm *Opens door*
Bison: YES! YESS!
...no *Closes door*

*Lies motionless on the floor*

Person: What the heck is this doing out here? It should be in the trash. *Drags Rhys through the hall as he gets hit by open doors*

*Walks over and gets hit by another spring punch* ...*Covers her nose* Oh my god...

Person: *Walks by Moriah still dragging Rhys by his leg and looks at her* Be careful in this motel. It can be quite dangerous.

.......

*Grabs part of a tissue and pinches her nose*

...don't even ruin my day kid.

Person: Sorry, just have to take this trash out and then I'm gone for the day. *Lifts up Rhys up his leg* Odd looking thing. Somebody did good detail on this.


*Hangs motionless*

..Give him to me, that's my boyfriend!!

*Groans*

Person: Oh sorry. *Drops Rhys*

Gah.... *Opens eyes slightly, sits up, and rubs his head* This isn't a good motel at all.

I can tell. *Rubs Rhys' head* Sorry if I get any blood dripped on you.

*Blushes* That's alright. I just can't believe this place is so.. *Tries to stand up and gets kicked in the groin by a spring boot* Gah! *Falls backwards*

*Hugs Rhys and holds him up* I know it is.

*Stands up but not all the way* Thank you.