Random Motel

You're wel- *Gets kicked in the face and falls backwards*

Ah *Dives down to catch her but gets caught by a football player*

Football Player: Football!!!!!!!!! *Throws Rhys to his other teammate and slams him through the floor*

Both of them: Touchdown!!!!!!

....I hate it here already.

Person: Problem officer? *Has troll face on*

*Lifts head up slowly* Ugh...... *Here's something rattling and tuns his head down seeing a rattle snake*

Snake!!!!!!!!!!!! *Jumps out of hole and runs through the hall*

....am I the only one not afraid of snakes?

Snake: I wanted to Sssay hi to him.

*Runs till he gets hit by a cart and lands his face into a cake*

Baker: Dude, I just baked that for the ceremony!

*busts through the front door cloaked in a bright, green aura*
Okay, Eggman! I got all seven chaos emeralds and fifty rings and, considering I'm in a super state, I'd say this is where I finally defeat you and bring an end to your scheme!
Eggman: What scheme? I'm just now thinking of one!
Oh...
*drops out of super state*
Eggman: Just kidding!
*Eggman pounds me with a giant hammer and I fall into the room with 1000 badniks*

*Wipes the cake off his face* Oh sorry.

Baker: Now its gonna be late thanks to you. I'll act as if though nothing happened so you're lucky furry.

Furry? Hey I may be furry but aren't you referring to him. *Points at Big Foot*

Baker: *Looks at Big Foot and back at Rhys* Why yes I am.

*Jumps down and lands on cake*

Hey sorry for the sweet entrance.

With all its cake goodiness . *Gets hit in the face by another pie* Gah not again!

*walks up to a butler*
Alfred, I'd like a Swiss cheese sandwich.
Alfred: Yes, sir. Right away, sir.
*watches as he walks away and makes my sandwich*
Alfred: Here's your methamphetamine sandwich, sir.
I said I want a Swiss cheese sandwich, not a sandwich that will turn my brain into Swiss cheese!
*doesn't give Alfred a tip and incinerates the sandwich*

*Walks though hall*

Elmer Fudd: *Sees Rhys* Oh, a wabbit. Now I got him. *Aims at Rhys*

*Looks back at him* Ah! *Starts running*

Elmur Fudd: *Shoots* Come back you wabbit! *Chases after him*

*runs away from the crazy butler and trips over Elmer*
Elmer: Which way did that sneaky wabbit go?
*points at Buggs Bunny*
That way!

Bugs Bunny: *Chews on carrot in a disguise* What wabbit? If you're looking for a wabbit, he went upstairs.

*Runs through the hall on the second floor and gets whacked by a frying pan* Ugh.. *Falls down on ground and gets dragged into a room*

*Runs past Bugs Bunny* ...dude I know you're a rabbit in that disguise.

Bugs Bunny: Now you blew my cover. *Starts running away*

Elmer Fudd: Come back here you wabbit! *Chases after Bugs*

*Tries to open his eyes and gets dragged back out and thrown into the hallway* Ugh....

*drags Rhys into the room with the garbage compactor*
Aren't I a stinker?

*Runs in and grabs Rhys*
I'll trade you a Bugs Bunny for Rhys. Deal? Sold!
*Runs off with Rhys*

*Opens eyes and looks up* Hi Moriah. Thanks for saving me. *Gets up and kisses her*

*walks away wishing I never saw that*

...............Hello......?
*walks through the random lobby*
......Anyone here.....?

*Walks around and gets foot stomped on* OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the hec- *Gets slapped in the face with a unbaked pizza and falls over*

.____. Wrong motel, I guess.

Ughhhhhh.......... I'm o-*Gets crushed by Eggman*

O.o Dude, you got some BAAAD luck.