My genius new alarm clock system

Step 1: Have a radio with a casette deck, an MP3 player with an alarm function, and one of these at your disposal.
Step 2: Put the casette deck adapter in radio, and press play on the radio's casette deck, with the volume all the way up.
Step 3: Choose song on MP3 player, turn volume all the way up, set time you want to wake up at, and plug into the adapter.
Step 4: Sleep.
Step 5: $$$Profit$$$

God, my heart STILL has not returned to its normal pulse rate.

Must.... Try.... This,..

Dude, that's AWESOME. Now I can actually wake up in the morning.

By the way, you might want to tell your parents and siblings to slightly reduce the chance of them having a heart attack. Also, I recommend choosing songs at random when setting it, so you don't get used to it and just ignore it, leading to hearing loss