One-on-one duel between Comet and Daniel

Referee: In this corner, the green lantern bullet, Daniel!
Daniel: Let's dance, Comet!


Comet, introduce yourself the same way, except you change what the ref says about you to whatever you want. Understand?

(Ummmmmmmmmmmmm.................. this is weird......)
Referee: In the other, the red bandit, Comet!
Comet: FFFFFF, whatever.

Mortal Kombat voice: Fight!
Daniel: Choose two weapons!
*pulls out a box with three items in it: a sword, a Desert Eagle(the assault rifle disguised as a pistol), and a key chain with two car unlock remotes on it, which clearly aren't good weapons*

*Picks the cars keys and clicks a button, and they extend into a huge epic sword* .........
HECK YEAH

Huh. That button was supposed to summon an air strike on your posi...
*a squadron of bombers flies over Comet, bombing him until all that's left where he was standing is a smoldering crater with the keys in the center*
Never mind. Trap keychains. Always useful to get the enemy to call an airstrike on their position.
*walks up to them and grabs them*
Little did Comet know he could have summoned a spaceship, christened the Serial Peacekeeper, to pick him up while a satellite fires a particle cannon at me, thus leaving a highly radioactive crater where I was once standing.
*pulls out tiny plastic tabs on each that Comet apparently did not notice or noticed and completely ignored and presses the same button that Comet pressed but, instead of summing a bomber squadron, it signals for a partially automated, partially automated meaning it can only fly itself to the summoner's location, fully armed, and faster-than-sound helicopter to pick me up*
He should have known there was a scheme in my mind.

"God Modder."

Comet Reappears behind him and kicks him on the back of the head.

"Huh, funny, you blew up my doppelganger."
He shoots down the helicopter.

*removes the trap from the other electronic key*
Do you really think you can kill me that easily?
*presses a button on the recently de-trapped electronic key and a large spaceship appeaars and picks up the helicopter I'm in in a landing bay*
Over loudspeaker: See you in orbit! Oh, wait, no I won't!
*flies off into a geostationary orbit*

Yeah, I'm sure that's godmodding. So if you are, so will I.

Teleports up directly to him.
"Hey there."

Nuts!
*kicks Comet out the airlock and nukes him from orbit*

*balls up and defends against most damage, and shooting back at Daniel

*drops an angry cat on Comet*

*befriends the cat and it attacks Daniel*